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Apr 19, 2014 / 38,354 notes

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

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Apr 19, 2014 / 492,596 notes

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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Apr 19, 2014 / 3,625 notes

Louis + little kids.

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Apr 18, 2014 / 56 notes
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knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

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Apr 18, 2014 / 55,036 notes

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

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Apr 18, 2014 / 27,712 notes

clestroying:

when that one kid reminds the teacher there was homework

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Apr 18, 2014 / 231,631 notes

patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

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Apr 18, 2014 / 7,785 notes

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